dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(via memoirsofahealthnut)


thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

(via catemangelsdorf)


niahaus:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via pregers)



smokeyandcrash:

erindizmo:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

It absolutely means no tears, as in crying.
I remember TV ads that specificially used that pronunciation, although in this case it was for Johnson’s baby shampoo. And they continue to.
Here’s one, for instance.
It may be a different brand, but I think they’re going for the same effect.

I was scared to use grown up shampoo when I was little because it I thought it would make me cry.  My life is a lie. 

smokeyandcrash:

erindizmo:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

It absolutely means no tears, as in crying.

I remember TV ads that specificially used that pronunciation, although in this case it was for Johnson’s baby shampoo. And they continue to.

Here’s one, for instance.

It may be a different brand, but I think they’re going for the same effect.

I was scared to use grown up shampoo when I was little because it I thought it would make me cry.  My life is a lie. 


chen000:

bovidae:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

that looks like a real sheep !

(via pregers)


insp (x

(via smokeyandcrash)


nauticalphasmid:

megshezzastardis:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

ladyhistory:

OH MY GOSH

Source

i cHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

Please, let’s just settle for a game of Scrabble to spare the innocents.

nauticalphasmid:

megshezzastardis:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

ladyhistory:

OH MY GOSH

Source

i cHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

Please, let’s just settle for a game of Scrabble to spare the innocents.

(via catemangelsdorf)


You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via headonyourchest)

(via memoirsofahealthnut)