WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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alicecarrier:

wonderlandtattoospdx:

Harry Potter day continued!  Thanks again for helping us support SMART!

Above, by Kirsten Holliday: 

Thestral skull and Elder branches, (elder wand wood and core)

Felix felicis

Mallowsweet and sage, herbs used by centaurs to stargaze

Kirsten Holliday for Harry Potter Day! 

Hey! That one on top is me!



twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

gaskarthskitten:

darkbluetile:

how does she do this I’m scared

Is this the next exorcist movie

they’re evolving

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

gaskarthskitten:

darkbluetile:

how does she do this I’m scared

Is this the next exorcist movie

they’re evolving

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basedfiasco:

christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

Too good

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3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

alphas-anchor:

wilwheaton:

Joseph Fink, for. the. win.


amazingatheist….I can smell the fedora from here

alphas-anchor:

wilwheaton:

Joseph Fink, for. the. win.

amazingatheist….I can smell the fedora from here


sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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powells:

Employees spent 8 hrs overnight filling shelves in the newly remodeled rooms. Here they are resting this morning. 

powells:

Employees spent 8 hrs overnight filling shelves in the newly remodeled rooms. Here they are resting this morning. 

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