captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

(via smokeyandcrash)


nehirose:

crich88:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

can’t stop giggling

the a/v synch is a little bit off so if that bothers you, be forewarned …. on the other hand i laughed so hard i almost threw up.

(via ppyajunebug)


snmakemeproud:

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

no just no

snmakemeproud:

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

no just no

(via alphas-anchor)


alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

(via ppyajunebug)


woodmeat:

oh wasup yall over here smoking?

woodmeat:

oh wasup yall over here smoking?

(via alphas-anchor)



thatawkwarddisneymoment:

I was over my boyfriend’s house and his family and I are quietly sitting in his family room when out of nowhere his father goes, “Aha, I was right! Fractal isn’t a word that they would use in the time period of Frozen! It wasn’t coined until 1975!”

Yes, his family will do quite welll…yessss…



v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

(via ppyajunebug)


ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

(via alphas-anchor)